What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:06

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd